If you love long, immersive, emotionally devastating fanfiction that consumes your entire weekend and makes you question your life choices, “Meet Me in Dreamland” by sinflower81 is calling your name.

(Or: That Time Hermione Invented Horny VR and Malfoy Got Dragged Into It)

✨ The Plot, AKA “Oops, My Magic Got Horny”

Hermione, being the overachiever we know and love, decides the best way to deal with her ahem frustrations is to magic herself into a fantasy realm. Enter: the enchanted locket, aka the magical equivalent of an incognito browser.

Everything is going great (read: she’s finally getting some) until she realizes Draco Malfoy keeps showing up in her dream world. But it’s fine. Totally fine. He’s obviously not real. Definitely not actually Malfoy. She can enjoy herself in peace…right?

Meanwhile, Draco—who is absolutely not okay with randomly experiencing hyper-realistic, spicy, slightly concerning dreams starring none other than his secret childhood crush—is losing his mind. Someone has cursed him, and once he finds out who, revenge will be swift, brutal, and possibly involve excessive amounts of hexes.

🛑 The Tags: Read Before You Proceed, for the Love of Merlin

Now, before you dive in, you should probably check the tags. This fic contains:

✅ Breeding kink (because apparently, one-night stands are too mainstream?)

✅ BDSM (Hermione did her research, and it shows)

✅ Tentacle content (Look. We’re not here to kink-shame—just don’t act surprised when you get to that part.)

✅ Minor Ron bashing (Sorry, Weasley fans, but he does take a few Ls in this one.)

Basically, if you don’t like it, don’t read it—and if you do read it, remember you were warned.

📖 Why You’ll Be Obsessed

1. The Slow-Burn That Burns 🔥

Ever wanted to see two stubborn nerds emotionally implode because they refuse to acknowledge their feelings? This fic has you covered. Enemies-to-lovers has never been so extra.

2. The Sheer, Unhinged Creativity 🪄

Magical VR? Accidental dream-sharing? Tentacles? This fic said, “What if we took every fanfic trope and made it work?” And reader, it does.

3. The Writing is So Good It Hurts 💀

Sinflower81 didn’t just write smut; they wrote a whole emotional rollercoaster. The character development is top-tier, the banter is chef’s kiss, and the way Draco absolutely spirals into an existential crisis is nothing short of hilarious.

Final Verdict: Would Lose Sleep Over Again

If you like your fanfiction long, spicy, and emotionally devastating, Meet Me in Dreamland is for you. Just make sure your mental health is prepared, double-check the tags, and get ready for a wild ride through magical dreamland chaos.

Oh, and if you see someone yelling about “WHO PUT GRANGER IN MY BRAIN?!”—that’s just Draco. Ignore him.